So last night, our car got towed while we were doing a good deed and promoting our BYUSA Married Student Homecoming Activity.
A walk down to the Branbury and $133.10 later, we got it back.
Moral of the story: DON'T park in any lot that has one of those "University Parking" signs when you're not supposed to. Even if it's only for fifteen minutes (our car was towed less than ten minutes after we parked). They're nazis here in Provo about parking rules.