december twentieth: humor from the DU

>> alie's lifetime to do list

•go on a roadtrip back east just to see the autumn leaves
•stay at the hotel del coronado
•swim with dolphins
•live in a home where i can see the ocean from my porch
•see the northern lights
•raise a guide dog
•own a pet pig named floydd
be married for eternity to my best friend
•raise three or more children
graduate with my bachelor of arts degree in graphic design
backpack europe
•go to a tom petty concert with my dad
•get a professional massage
use more coupons
make cookies to give away at least once a month
•grow a successful garden
•be in times square on new year's eve when the ball drops
•visit the pyramids and mummies in egypt
•go back to germany and paris
see wicked on broadway
•go whale watching
•visit nauvoo/church history sites
•go to alaska
•go on a church history tour of mexico/south america
•visit ireland
•read the entire standard works
•have at least 3 months of food storage at all times
•stay at a bed & breakfast
•take one photo a day of something that interests me for a month
•be part of a live studio audience
•go back to florence and see the david
•go on a romantic vacation to venice, italy
•go back to rome
have a romantic candlelit dinner
never ride a roller coaster ever again
•watch all of my son(s) serve full-time missions
•shake the hand of the living prophet of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints
•grow my hair out and then donate it
•have a house so organized it looks like the pictures in Real Simple magazine